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Route One Apparel
I Don't Need Therapy. I Need Crabs. (Sand) / Shirt
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If your idea of therapy involves a bushel of Maryland blue crabs and some OLD BAY seasoning, then this shirt is made for you! Featuring a playful slogan that reads, “I Don’t Need Therapy, I Just Need Crabs,” this tee is perfect for any Marylander or seafood enthusiast who craves the real taste of home.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |